Sylvia told me this morning that there are three kinds of happiness:
1. Real happiness
2. Evil happiness, like when a bad guy is happy because his bad guys have done the evil thing he wants them to do.
3. Pretend happiness, like when you feel one way and you pretend to feel happy, like when you've broken a glass and you go talk cheerfully to your mom and act like nothing happened.
I checked, and she had not broken any glasses.